I guess all that's left is for someone to tell all those fiction writers they're wasting their time...
Okay, I'll do it.
"Attention all fiction writers, you are wasting your time and your readers' time with your fictions. Memoir is where it's at. Rip up those tired made-up manuscripts. Get to work on those tell-all memoirs. Readers only care about whether you or your parents were drunks or drug addicts, whether you were beaten as a child, whether you or your parents or partner had multiple sexual partners and/or came out of the closet, whether you beat your own children, whether you have any fetishes (sexual or otherwise, but preferably sexual), and above all whether you overcame tremendous odds to be a success."
How do I know this to be the case? Someone more renowned than myself says so.
"When it comes to proving points and making cases, fiction's day is done," Yagoda says.Fiction, with its made-up stories and obvious constructs, doesn't provide a roadmap for becoming a success. It merely tells stories and therefore can't compete in the Land of Point Scoring and Case-Building against the all-mighty Memoir. Because writing and publishing in the 21st Century is all about point-scoring and case-building. Fiction is history.
Consider yourselves informed.